I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
In no particular order, I’m a 40-something year old trying to navigate my way through life. I silently greet my car daily. I believe in soul mates. I despise all things related to organized religion. My right thumb cracks a lot. I am a textibitionist and tweetaholic. My iPhone is my own personal Jesus. Coke, G&T and white wine are my liquid nitrogen. My daughter defines my life. Blogging = therapy. I love my dog…a lot. Intelligence is the key to my soul. I have a tendency to incite a good argument. I have a pretty damn cool job. I hold degrees in Forensic Psychology. I’m also smarter than you’ll ever be, a typical Cancerian, and there are 40x more unpublished entries than published ones in this blog.
I exist.
Aren’t we a little high on ourselves…
…or are we a little high:P?
…by the way…lucky cat;).
May I suggest one more thing to add to your list…#102..write a book. You tell a fascinating story. You’re very observant, witty and for me…addictive! I keep coming back to your blog and twitter to see what happens next. Its so well written and humourous that I find myself laughing or grinning. People around me ask “what?” I tell them and they roll their eyes and turn away. They don’t understand…and I wouldn’t expect them to. But too bad. You have a fascinating story to tell and it keeps evolving. So write a book, not for us or yourself, but for Shelby. So she can show it to her children and grandchildren and say,” This was my Mother…lucky huh?”.
I agree completely with Paul.
I like your style… hilarious, witty and brutally honest.
If you are interested, you have an open offer to blog at http://mobilelocalsocial.com We have 6 authors and they are all dudes… we need some estrogen.
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Awwww, you lubz me already!! yay! lol
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