About me

I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

yours trulyIn no particular order, I’m  a 40-something year old trying to navigate my way through life. I silently greet my car daily. I believe in soul mates. I despise all things related to organized religion. My right thumb cracks a lot. I am a textibitionist and tweetaholic. My iPhone is my own personal Jesus. Coke, G&T and white wine are my liquid nitrogen. My daughter defines my life. Blogging = therapy. I love my dog…a lot. Intelligence is the key to my soul. I have a tendency to incite a good argument. I have a pretty damn cool job. I hold degrees in Forensic Psychology. I’m also smarter than you’ll ever be, a typical Cancerian, and there are 40x more unpublished entries than published ones in this blog.

I exist.

5 Comments on About me

  1. James Azzopardi
    May 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm (9 years ago)

    Aren’t we a little high on ourselves…

    …or are we a little high:P?

    …by the way…lucky cat;).

  2. Paul Turner
    December 27, 2009 at 8:52 am (8 years ago)

    May I suggest one more thing to add to your list…#102..write a book. You tell a fascinating story. You’re very observant, witty and for me…addictive! I keep coming back to your blog and twitter to see what happens next. Its so well written and humourous that I find myself laughing or grinning. People around me ask “what?” I tell them and they roll their eyes and turn away. They don’t understand…and I wouldn’t expect them to. But too bad. You have a fascinating story to tell and it keeps evolving. So write a book, not for us or yourself, but for Shelby. So she can show it to her children and grandchildren and say,” This was my Mother…lucky huh?”.

  3. Linds
    January 3, 2010 at 2:46 am (8 years ago)

    I agree completely with Paul.

  4. Bullshittapotomus
    January 28, 2010 at 10:09 pm (8 years ago)

    I like your style… hilarious, witty and brutally honest.

    If you are interested, you have an open offer to blog at http://mobilelocalsocial.com We have 6 authors and they are all dudes… we need some estrogen.

    If interested. Please check the box.

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    Awwww, you lubz me already!! yay! lol


  5. Bernard
    June 22, 2013 at 5:36 pm (4 years ago)

    Saw you were looking for me…

    However Twitter has suspended me again… ‘Aggressive following’…

    But seriously, I haven’t followed more than 100 some odd people in the past 24 hours… and I may have unfollowed about 150 or so.

    Anyways… very odd. I wonder if people are reporting me as spam?

    I’ve appealed, so i’ll hopefully have it back soon.

    Thanks again for the helpfile link you sent yesterday

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